I really have nothing to say

But I'm sure all three of my readers are chomping at the bit for my next piece of gold. Here's a thought:

The fact that it cost me nearly $40 to fill my tank makes me want to run down Newbury Street headbutting shoppers until I concuss myself into a coma.

Helped Brigitte find a place here in boston, she cracks me up--she's like an uber hippy. Every once in awhile I'd be like, "There's a place in Hyde Park that has kfc, Taco bell and pizza hut in ONE these" And she'd try to sell me on, "You know they have these videos that investigate the kitchens in those places and it shows how disgusting they are." And I'd give her a blank stare and say, "That's the point." Or he'd say something like "You have a strong stomach 'cause you watch all those gore movies, maybe you should check out the videos of the inside of a slaughterhosue." and i would retort with "That's propaganda." "No it'snot." "yeah it is Brig, it is edited to aswage my opinion on a matter with not entirely true facts, and PETA is the largest group of shitheads outside of the GOP."

Fucking PETA, oh they make me so mad! How can you be against seeing eye dogs? Did you eat lead paint when you were akid. Fucking PETA, PETA is an organization entirely made up of white, suburban trust fund kids who don't understand that there are people out there dying and starving whilst they try to stop canaries being used in coal mines. The most LOLworthy thing is that they take so many animals off shelters' hands that they're killing them now. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If i was in the same room as the founder of PETA I would laugh at her furiously twilst I blopped her in the head with the Femur of a Giraffe. But then she'd send her dopey Hollywood goons, and Cambridgite hitmen after me.

I smell a new video game...