Monday, July 24, 2006

2nd Post Just as Lame as The 1st

Well, now that I got my blog cherry popped, I have some thoughts. This weekend I saw both "Lady in the Water," and "Clerks II." Both of these films were amazing in my opinion and whomever I went to either of these films.

However, I've noticed something: M. Night Shamalan just might be the most hated director not named Uwe Boll. I e-mozied on over to the "Lady in the Water" IMDb page and was shocked to see that there were far more "This movie was horrible" or more likely, "This movie [performed fellatio on a donkey whilst pronouncing 'I'm a dirty girl, I'm a dirty girl]" had to clean up the language there, don't want to burnout my fuck and shit rations on the first night.

It seems the man's a love hate guy, for example my associate Matt and I loved "The Village," everyone else in the world--or those who scream the loudest--hated it. And I see more posts like "The movie was dumb I didn't get it..."---

Doesn't that mean you're dumb you waste of taxpayers money and breath for us with the big brains that need it?

Or "it's dumb it wasn't even scary"

it's a bedtime story you "Laguna Beach" enjoying mouth breather.

I don't get it, I think that his films are gorgeously shot (especially "The Village"); imaginative; thought provoking after the film; and they take fantastical scenarios and throw them into the real world.

I don't get what there'snot to love, maybe it's 'cause he's Indian.

However with the "Clerks II" front things are very different. They made an estimated 9.6-9.8 mil this weekend essentially doubling they're shooting budget of 5 million. However Joel Siegel the "Good Morning America" critic made a big fucking scene in the critic screening http://www.viewaskew.com/news/jul06/1.html

what a mustachioed knucklehead

3 Comments:

Blogger Bwana said...

FECK Joel Siegel, that Gene Shalet wannabe. If Herman Goring asked Joel Siegel to review gay porn movies for the BlitzKreig Channel, Siegel would write the column for free.

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