Scheduled Outrage

I was beginning to write or "Gold Mining" as I call it. Anywho, I looked above my profile info as I click "New Post" and I thought it said Scheduled Outrage, instead of Scheduled Outage. Makes me thinking of going to High School in Brookline, MA.

Well I'm working 8-5 tomorrow so I can't make a post so I thought I'd give you guys a brief hit so that you wont get any DTs.

I'm gonna level with you, oh my sole reader, why I got into the Bloggin racket--chicks. Yes I want to break me off a piece of that Lisa Loeb looking, Elliot Smith listening, Starbucks coffee drinking, Bukowski reading, Wes Anderson watching, CNN (international edition only) checking, intelligensia tang.We'll talk about Darfur and after a few cans of Sparks we'll try to make magic in my parents house. OOoooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo real sexy. Come on chick bloggers, deep down in you I know you just want to cruise around town with me in The Breeze while listening to some reggaeton.

Speaking of gash. I was at a Municpal Waste show earlier in the month in Cambrdige--fucking Cambridge I hate it so much, "Ooooo we're so much better than you, we close down a major thoroughfare so people can go rollerblading!" except if your black then they shove you into the back reach of town. Back to my train of though, I was broing up with some bros outside the show and we noticed that there were almost as many girls as guys, well not really but a helluva lot. At one point there was a slew of them coming back from Sev.

"Thrash Gash." I turned to one of my friend's friends. He said "I bet you, you can pick up chicks now by just sayin' 'Hey I'm in a thrash band, wanna thrash with me?'"

See in The Scene there are a lot of dudes and very few girls, but these girls aren't real girls they're Scene Girls. See a guy in the Scene can date a normal girl who likes Kelly Clarkson and can't tell the difference between Slayer and Stryper. However a Scene Girl can only date a guy in the Scene.

I went onto a tirade about how a few months ago they were totally into Daughters and Lightning Bolt, and how in a few months they'll be totally above Thrash and only listen to Noise and Power Electronics. See, Scene Girls jump from trend to trend without really understanding or caring about the music--they're in this for the Scene Drama. Oh and posting pictures of them diddling themselves on messageboards or if they're hotter Suicide girls or Burning Angel. If there's one pearl of Lambgoat wisdom I can impose upon young girls--or young women , it's this:
By: InvalidSacrifice on 9/20/2005 2:30:17 PM

So it looked like an english bulldog that just ran a mile?

--Oops I mean this:
Captain on 6/19/2005 4:38:09 PM

However many points you can come up with to prove that you are apparently intelligent, you still posted naked pictures of yourself on the internet.

Finally, I'm sick of hearing on CNN about how the blogs are on fire about Lebanon, or about this blog or that blog and their readers, I to settle who is the best blogger of them all. I propose we all get driven out to Death Valley in the middle of the night, are given only weapons invented before the Battle of Hastings and have a 30 Day Battle Royale, the last man standing shall be known as The Blogger.