Jeez

It's rain out; I locked my keys in my car; I have a million things to do and we're all so busy that no one notices that the world is coming to an end.

Listening to NPR whilst doing all the errands I needed to do today I heard about how:

1. Global Warming is so bad that It will continue for centuries regardless of what we do to change it.

This means that all those eco-concervatives will probably through their hands up in the air and say, "Well if there's nothing we can do then fuck it."

2. An intelligence committee has released a report saying that Iraq isn't in Civil War, in fact a Civil War would be an upgrade.The nation is actually fighting about 4 or so wars in various parts of the country, 2 of which are Civil wars the other two involve insurgents and Al-Quaeda.

Various states are trying to lease their lotteries to the private sector, hoping to complete the total switch to Corpratocracy by the year 2025. I guess I'll be living in the Corporate Republic of Viacom in my later years.

And no one cares it seems.

But I wish that I could actually talk to President Bush face-to-face, man-to-man, and I would say this:

Fuck you. You're acting like an asshole. Just fucking do it. I don't give a fuck about your agenda or if an angel came down from heaven and said unto you "Thou must increase Tax Refunds for Wheat Farmers by .004% in the next Fiscal Quarter."

Just shut the fuck up and fucking fix this. Stop all the emissions causing global warning. Figure out a way to fix Iraq, let there be Stem Cell research and GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING CIVIL LIBERTIES BACK.

And while he stutters like porky pig, dumbfounded that someone actually talk to him like a real fucking kid, I'm gonna give Carl Rove a stone cold stunner--because he should be in jail right now and he's not which is just the Administration not even trying to hide the fact that they don't comply with the laws of this nation anymore.

Bush is going to be like my former roommate Skip, he's like Herpes, every time you think you have it beat another outbreak comes and give you an oozing cold sore.

On another note, the Marvel Civil War event that has been going since last summer is basically commenting on our world metaphorically with the Super Hero Registration Act.

essentially what happens is a group of Superheroes called the New Avengers get a reality show and to get ratings they go after a group of Super villains the fight ends up with a villain called Nitro destroying most of Stamford, Connecticut (good.) killing 600--even worse is that the blast was next to an elementary school. This leads to a big broo-ha-ha where the people ask for a law that requires hooded vigilantes (non-powered Batman types), Super human heroes (Hulk, Spider-Man Etc.) and Mutants (X-Men, who already have to register under the Mutant Registration act) must register with the U.S. Government and give their real names, family, Social Security, Address etc. and they will be regulated by the government--those who register join S.H.I.E.L.D. and hunt those who don't. This comic brilliantly shows the struggle between those who want more security (pro-registration) and those who want more civil liberties (anti-registration). In a brilliant twist Captain America rejects registration and along with Nick Fury (a secret agent with S.H.I.E.L.D.), Dare-Devil and others creates a resistance movement. Whilst Iron Man, Spider Man and Mr. Fantastic are par of the early pro-registration Heroes.

On last nights Scrubs they tried to show the hot button issues of Iraq, etc. tearing the hospital apart--however it seemed out-of-character and poorly done. I think that this Comic Event is actually one of the best political satires on the issues of today I've seen. All from cartoons about guys in spandex.