It's 2007
So this post will be divided into my Personal/Love life and Movies/Comic Books--for once in the history of dudedom one doesn't effect the other.
Personal/Love Life:
So I guess one of my New Year's Resolutions was going to be: "Get More Trim," however before I could even think about New year's my resolution came true. I was with my best Buddy--hopefully he'll get his stuff up on a site and I can put brand spankin' new link right over here------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>
and his sister. Now, I've known both of these kids a majority of my life at this point. We were hangin' out in Downtown Boston drinkin' some Captain and cokes (I went buckwild with a half a fifth in a double gulp gauntlet)and we set off.
Fast Forward a few hours and we're walking back to my car. My friend finds a bike unchained on the street and wants to take it home, he rides up the street when his siter turns to me and gives me "the eyes."
For those of you who've, sadly, never seen "the eyes," they are the dead give away that a biddy wants to get down with you. It's kind of like a smoldering stare that goes right through you. It's filled with lust, and I'm pretty sure that if you stared long enough into them, I'm sure that you can almost see what they want to do to/with you.
We make out a bit but I see my friend coming back to break it off.
Fast Forward to my car. My friend is in the back with my bike and his sister and I are in the front--now mind you his sister is about 3 years older than me (officially today). She starts rummaging around my groinal region and I decide to reciprocate.
So here I am driving with my best friend in the back seat with a random bike he's found on the side of the road--and I'm elbow-deep into his sister in the front.
The funniest part is that I thought he'd catch on if I stopped talking, so we carry on an entire conversation while im didling her. Every now and then, she would stop to moan or groan or lean over to bite my shoulder (which hurt and didn't in anyway turn me on). Finally we get back to their parent's house and while my buddy puts his new bike away she grabs me for a few smooches which he then sorta catches us doing.
This leads to the next day my bro Sparks (who lives at my parent's house and has known, my bud, his sis and myself for msot of his life too) where I'm telling him the story and which he sort of says "Dude...it's (sister's name)." Which I replied "It's not my fault--she gave me the option."
Fast Forward to a new years party I'm at with them and my friends says, "Hey (sister's name) is your new year's resolution to not be sluty when you drink anymore."
and she turned and looked him straight in the eye and said, "no."
I WIN FOREVER.
Comic Books and Movies.
Saw Night at the Musuem it was a lot funnier than I thought it would be--but I went mostly because Carla Gugino is sofa king hot (I apologize readers, if I was on my computer I would post screen captures of her scene in Sin City).
However the Big Gun flick I saw was Children of Men, the movie is entirely shot with handhelds and steadicams in a documentary style. The future they create is forbodng and utterly despairing but it is a world that was really thought out. Little things in the film like the smog created by the huge amount of industrial centers sprung up due to the closing of britain's borders, got the shit out of me. The action sequences are mesmerizing and harrowing due to the style. It makes you feel like you're there with them and every bullet or explosion makes you want to duck for cover. In a sense it's the Other Nativity Story. This is definitely one of the best movies of the year.
I read the rest of Batman: Year One and The Dark Knight Returns today. While BY1 is a superior story to Batman Begins (its film adaptation and probably the best super hero movie made), the epic DKR was the one that grabbed me by the throat and wouldn't let go all day. This novel is on par with the masterpieces of the genre such as V for Vendetta or The Watchmen. It essentially takes place in the eighties but Batman/Bruce Wayne is much, much older (in his 50s-60s) and Commissioner Gordan is about to retire. The Acerbic Tongue of the satire tears Society, Pop Culture, Government (specifically Ronald Reagan who is depicted in American Flag Suits and some sort of American Flag Scooter), the Cold War, the Media and anything else in it's way a part. The Right, the Left, the Center and Superman are openly mocked throughout the novel. I concider this piece literature, and hopefully one day someone will recognize Frank Miller and Allen Moore (writer of V for Vendetta, the Watchmen, From Hell, the League of Extroardinary Gentleman--the list goes on)as such. This is Batman at his best--rush out now and purchase this one.
The one problem about taking a break from the Age of Apocalypse series(X-Men) for my Batman sjourn is that when you comeback you see the difference between a true writer like Frank Miller (or Allen Moore, or Neil Gaimen for that matter) and the rest of the comic world. Miller's style is reminiscent of the great contemporary writer's that get their names kicked around these blogs--while the guys doing X-Men (though X-Men is by far some of the best writing in comics) is still-comicy--but im still enthralled by the Age of Apocalypse and want to see what happens after the X-Men Alpha im currently reading.
Oh and I hit on my cousin's 16 year old friend--I'm going to hell.
Personal/Love Life:
So I guess one of my New Year's Resolutions was going to be: "Get More Trim," however before I could even think about New year's my resolution came true. I was with my best Buddy--hopefully he'll get his stuff up on a site and I can put brand spankin' new link right over here------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>
and his sister. Now, I've known both of these kids a majority of my life at this point. We were hangin' out in Downtown Boston drinkin' some Captain and cokes (I went buckwild with a half a fifth in a double gulp gauntlet)and we set off.
Fast Forward a few hours and we're walking back to my car. My friend finds a bike unchained on the street and wants to take it home, he rides up the street when his siter turns to me and gives me "the eyes."
For those of you who've, sadly, never seen "the eyes," they are the dead give away that a biddy wants to get down with you. It's kind of like a smoldering stare that goes right through you. It's filled with lust, and I'm pretty sure that if you stared long enough into them, I'm sure that you can almost see what they want to do to/with you.
We make out a bit but I see my friend coming back to break it off.
Fast Forward to my car. My friend is in the back with my bike and his sister and I are in the front--now mind you his sister is about 3 years older than me (officially today). She starts rummaging around my groinal region and I decide to reciprocate.
So here I am driving with my best friend in the back seat with a random bike he's found on the side of the road--and I'm elbow-deep into his sister in the front.
The funniest part is that I thought he'd catch on if I stopped talking, so we carry on an entire conversation while im didling her. Every now and then, she would stop to moan or groan or lean over to bite my shoulder (which hurt and didn't in anyway turn me on). Finally we get back to their parent's house and while my buddy puts his new bike away she grabs me for a few smooches which he then sorta catches us doing.
This leads to the next day my bro Sparks (who lives at my parent's house and has known, my bud, his sis and myself for msot of his life too) where I'm telling him the story and which he sort of says "Dude...it's (sister's name)." Which I replied "It's not my fault--she gave me the option."
Fast Forward to a new years party I'm at with them and my friends says, "Hey (sister's name) is your new year's resolution to not be sluty when you drink anymore."
and she turned and looked him straight in the eye and said, "no."
I WIN FOREVER.
Comic Books and Movies.
Saw Night at the Musuem it was a lot funnier than I thought it would be--but I went mostly because Carla Gugino is sofa king hot (I apologize readers, if I was on my computer I would post screen captures of her scene in Sin City).
However the Big Gun flick I saw was Children of Men, the movie is entirely shot with handhelds and steadicams in a documentary style. The future they create is forbodng and utterly despairing but it is a world that was really thought out. Little things in the film like the smog created by the huge amount of industrial centers sprung up due to the closing of britain's borders, got the shit out of me. The action sequences are mesmerizing and harrowing due to the style. It makes you feel like you're there with them and every bullet or explosion makes you want to duck for cover. In a sense it's the Other Nativity Story. This is definitely one of the best movies of the year.
I read the rest of Batman: Year One and The Dark Knight Returns today. While BY1 is a superior story to Batman Begins (its film adaptation and probably the best super hero movie made), the epic DKR was the one that grabbed me by the throat and wouldn't let go all day. This novel is on par with the masterpieces of the genre such as V for Vendetta or The Watchmen. It essentially takes place in the eighties but Batman/Bruce Wayne is much, much older (in his 50s-60s) and Commissioner Gordan is about to retire. The Acerbic Tongue of the satire tears Society, Pop Culture, Government (specifically Ronald Reagan who is depicted in American Flag Suits and some sort of American Flag Scooter), the Cold War, the Media and anything else in it's way a part. The Right, the Left, the Center and Superman are openly mocked throughout the novel. I concider this piece literature, and hopefully one day someone will recognize Frank Miller and Allen Moore (writer of V for Vendetta, the Watchmen, From Hell, the League of Extroardinary Gentleman--the list goes on)as such. This is Batman at his best--rush out now and purchase this one.
The one problem about taking a break from the Age of Apocalypse series(X-Men) for my Batman sjourn is that when you comeback you see the difference between a true writer like Frank Miller (or Allen Moore, or Neil Gaimen for that matter) and the rest of the comic world. Miller's style is reminiscent of the great contemporary writer's that get their names kicked around these blogs--while the guys doing X-Men (though X-Men is by far some of the best writing in comics) is still-comicy--but im still enthralled by the Age of Apocalypse and want to see what happens after the X-Men Alpha im currently reading.
Oh and I hit on my cousin's 16 year old friend--I'm going to hell.
posted by ESN-TNS at 11:41 PM
2 Comments:
Leave the jail bait alone, sunshine! I'm pretty sure your parents haven't budgeted for Jr.'s criminal defense fund. And putting their mortgage on the block to make your bail money = you go to hell someday. Stick with the sister of the friend. Sounds comfy.
ah man...you make me miss those days.
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