at this point you ahve to wonder if there is even an ability for this to take off
I don't know why I can't just update this thing everyday or whatever. Maybe then I could have more than like the two cool people who read this thing comment and stuff. But I don't know--when my life is exciting I'm too busy being exciting to write on this and when I do have time my life is boring. Well I've spent most of my time back for break under the influence, watching a movie or both. Concidering the fact that one of my only readers is my dad, and I am, in fact, in his house right now makes me re-think typing this. This part of break sucks because no one else is on break and so I basically spend my days fucking around and watching tv or the x files on my comp or trying to read. which sounds nice but I need my bros to get out of school so I can see them.
My other roommates are coming around to my point of view on the Skip situation. Our roommate (he'll be known as Skip Tango here) is out of college and currently unemployed. The deal with Skip is that he's a great guy with a really funny dry sense of humor--but he's also a cocksucker. He owed me first months rent for like 2 months and one time when I was making sure he was giving me my money he gave me some lip. He's real fucking lucky that I didn't knock him out that night; he also hasn't had a job since the midterm election; frequently bought absurd amounts of pot instead of paying people their money; has used every roomates computer without asking them and entered their room without them being home; was a dick one night when we had company over and he had no excuse to act the way he did and finally I was told today by Paul that this happened:
Paul's laying in bed waiting for his Mom to come and pick him up, Paul hears Skip come up to his roo, and open the door, Skip sees Paul there and just turns around and goes back to the living room. Paul then goes out to ask Skip why he came into his room, Skip gave him some sort of bullshit about wanting to go to the back yard (we live in Mantua and our backyard is like 5 x 5 piece of grass by a parking lot for a fucking shitty apartment complex where at least 4 people have been shot while we've been here, there's a door that leads directly to it through Paul's room, we keep this locked in triplicate--skip has never been in the backyard and if he did want to go there he could have gone around the side of the house from the front) Paul is convinced that Skip just wanted to look through his shit. I said "My x-box and tv are still there, do you think he's been playing my shit?" Paul said, "Probably."
I've been talking about kicking him out for months now. Most of the house didn't have a problem at the time and he was still bringing checks in on time. Brosef has had two different graphic design student friends of his want to live with us: one is a kid that is over all the time 'cause he's a commuter, the other is a girl--quite an attractive girl. Here's the pros and cons of the girl:
Pros:
1. She's hot
2. She has a nice ass
3. She would bring hot girls into our house
4. She would bring a different female thought pattern to the house
5. She isn't a shitty pothead who uses other people's computers
6. She would force us to clean more often due to 2,3 and 4
7. She's chiller than most
8. She already pays way more in the apartment she lives in now and thus can definitely pay for rent
9. We'd share a bathroom and one day I might accidentally see her naked in the shower
con€s:
1. She might think we're gross
2. Her freinds might think we're gross
3. Those of us not in a relationship probably wouldn't be able to be ourselves around her.
4. If, say, Paul and I both like her this could lead to competition and fighting
5. She might hear me jerkin it to internet porn.
6. She might bring shitty dudes to our house
7. She and I would share a bathroom and there could be any number of reasons for me to be embarassed
8. She might totally not get our humor and the way we act and think we suck and then tell her hot friends that we suck and this then spreads like a virus
Tell me what you think, and comment on the post.
My other roommates are coming around to my point of view on the Skip situation. Our roommate (he'll be known as Skip Tango here) is out of college and currently unemployed. The deal with Skip is that he's a great guy with a really funny dry sense of humor--but he's also a cocksucker. He owed me first months rent for like 2 months and one time when I was making sure he was giving me my money he gave me some lip. He's real fucking lucky that I didn't knock him out that night; he also hasn't had a job since the midterm election; frequently bought absurd amounts of pot instead of paying people their money; has used every roomates computer without asking them and entered their room without them being home; was a dick one night when we had company over and he had no excuse to act the way he did and finally I was told today by Paul that this happened:
Paul's laying in bed waiting for his Mom to come and pick him up, Paul hears Skip come up to his roo, and open the door, Skip sees Paul there and just turns around and goes back to the living room. Paul then goes out to ask Skip why he came into his room, Skip gave him some sort of bullshit about wanting to go to the back yard (we live in Mantua and our backyard is like 5 x 5 piece of grass by a parking lot for a fucking shitty apartment complex where at least 4 people have been shot while we've been here, there's a door that leads directly to it through Paul's room, we keep this locked in triplicate--skip has never been in the backyard and if he did want to go there he could have gone around the side of the house from the front) Paul is convinced that Skip just wanted to look through his shit. I said "My x-box and tv are still there, do you think he's been playing my shit?" Paul said, "Probably."
I've been talking about kicking him out for months now. Most of the house didn't have a problem at the time and he was still bringing checks in on time. Brosef has had two different graphic design student friends of his want to live with us: one is a kid that is over all the time 'cause he's a commuter, the other is a girl--quite an attractive girl. Here's the pros and cons of the girl:
Pros:
1. She's hot
2. She has a nice ass
3. She would bring hot girls into our house
4. She would bring a different female thought pattern to the house
5. She isn't a shitty pothead who uses other people's computers
6. She would force us to clean more often due to 2,3 and 4
7. She's chiller than most
8. She already pays way more in the apartment she lives in now and thus can definitely pay for rent
9. We'd share a bathroom and one day I might accidentally see her naked in the shower
con€s:
1. She might think we're gross
2. Her freinds might think we're gross
3. Those of us not in a relationship probably wouldn't be able to be ourselves around her.
4. If, say, Paul and I both like her this could lead to competition and fighting
5. She might hear me jerkin it to internet porn.
6. She might bring shitty dudes to our house
7. She and I would share a bathroom and there could be any number of reasons for me to be embarassed
8. She might totally not get our humor and the way we act and think we suck and then tell her hot friends that we suck and this then spreads like a virus
Tell me what you think, and comment on the post.
posted by ESN-TNS at 12:01 AM
2 Comments:
Ok- I retract the growing of balls statement. Unnecessarily rude of me. Broke rule #4- don't blog when overwhelmed by fatigue. But seriously dude, you won't know him in 20 years, and you will be so much happier without him.
yup. sly knows the drill.
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